Funny Valentine Cards For Her

Attention gentlemen!

Are you looking to make this Valentine’s Day one your girlfriend or wife will never forget? ✨Look no further! This hilarious Valentine’s Day card featuring the clumsy Gollum from The Lord of the Rings is the perfect way to make her fall in love with you all over again. It is 100% hand-drawn by my husband (A professional artist) and is sure to make her laugh🤣 and feel the love❤️! You can get it for free with a premium Cricutny account. So, why wait? Go grab it now! Don’t miss out on this chance to make this Valentine’s Day one for the books!

With just a simple download, you can bring your design to life! Print it on high-quality paper or cardboard from the comfort of your own home or at your local printer. And if you’re lucky enough to have a cricut machine, it’s even easier!

And I understand that not everyone has access to a cutting machine. But don’t worry, you can still cut your cards without one! All you need are a pair of scissors and a ruler, and you’re good to go. The instruction is included.

Save money by printing at home or using a printing service like Staples, Officeworks, Walmart, Bureau en gros, FedEx, Snapfish.com, Shutterfly.com, mpix.com, bayphoto.com.

The Valentine’s Day card is available in three formats: square card (5×5 inches), postcard (A6 size, 4×6 inches), and paper (A7 size, 5×7 inches).

printable valentine card funny

With this card, you’ll download the illustration with a transparent background, giving you the freedom to use any type of paper you want. Yes, even glitter cardstock! Don’t limit yourself – choose this card for endless creative possibilities.

available files.

Premium Bundle - 14.2 MB

The bundle includes PNG, JPG and PDF files in printable quality.

Compatible With

Cricut Design Space

Silhouette Studio

ScanNCut

Canva website

glowforge

All Cutting Machines

Procreate

Image processing software

Text processing software

Operating Systems

Resizable Design✓

Editable File✓

Frequently Asked Questions

Hello, I'm Helen, a visual designer. Cricutny is a community and platform catering to crafters and sellers searching for popular designs for their cutting and laser machines or for resale. Our team of 14 designers creates custom fonts and designs fully compatible and optimized for cutting and laser machines. Recently, Cricutny expanded its offerings to include fully customized printable gifts. Cricutny is your one-stop craft haven for creating the most unique art.

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Yes. This premium design is included with your CricutNY membership. With one active membership, you get access to our entire design library — including premium bundles and exclusive releases. Members also receive access to additional bonus resources, including our premium font collection.

CricutNY operates on a membership model rather than selling individual files one by one. This allows us to keep pricing accessible while continuously expanding the design library for our members. Instead of paying $5–$20 per file elsewhere, members gain access to the entire collection under one plan. Our goal is simple: provide high-value designs at a price that makes sense for hobbyists and small businesses alike.

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